You'll Grow Out of It by Jessi Klein

Author:Jessi Klein
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Published: 2016-07-11T16:00:00+00:00

The Wedding Dress

A few days ago, Mike and I were eating key lime pie and watching Say Yes to the Dress. A bride-to-be was standing on a pedestal in an overly sequined dress, griping about a lack of “bling” and demanding to see another gown. We both chuckled about how silly she looked and how dumb it is to freak out over this trivial bullshit. But suddenly I remembered, mid-pie-bite, as some twenty-one-year-old from Atlanta was agreeing to be “jacked up” (this is SYTTD speak for allowing yourself to be accessorized—veil, jewelry, etc.—in order to prove to your skeptical mom that your dress makes you look like a classy bride and not a cheap common slutty slut), that just a few months ago I was one of these ladies.

Actually, that’s not even true. I was, in fact, much worse.

The sad truth is: Over the spring and summer of 2013, I tried on over a hundred wedding dresses.

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